Thursday, August 25, 2005

Disappointment

The definition thereof:

Think to self "Oooh, I know what I fancy..."
Walk to fridge.
Rummage in freezer compartment for ice cube bags thingy.
Get glass out of cupboard.
Put ice cubes in the glass.
Walk to the cupboard.
Open cupboard.

Then remember that you didn't actually buy any vodka when you went to the shop the other day.

Say "Arse" to self.
Watch ice cubes slowly melt in isolation in the glass, for perhaps a bit longer than is, strictly speaking, necessary.
Detect strange feeling, bordering on yearning.
Feel bottom lip start to gently protrude, then start quivering.
Stomp out of kitchen.

posted by Brock @ Thursday, August 25, 2005

2 Comments:

At 26 August, 2005 12:37, Blogger Warhead said...

I can only imagine he drinks vodka so his mummy won't smell alcohol on his breath.

 
At 26 August, 2005 12:42, Blogger Warhead said...

BTW, some hacker is auto posting huge stock market recommendations into people's blogs. I see you haven't been a victim yet, Brock, but TC has (not that he writes in his anyway).

However, the point of my note is that you can prevent these automatic notes by switching on the 'Show word verification for comments?' option from the 'Settings' 'Comments' page.

 

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