Stupid bloody woman
I am in a fucking bad mood tonight. I mean really bad. Had some shit news today that means that I may be skint from now on (seriously skint) and may even have to give up my job. All fucked up and makes me really angry. So perhaps it wasn't the best time for a dithering bloody woman to be in front of me when I came out of the garage after getting petrol.She had sat there while at least five opportunities to pull out and turn right had gone past her - decent sized ones, too. Two of them I reckon I could have gone as well without any trouble at all. I was a bit distracted and so sat there longer than I would normally, but on the sixth fucking great gap, I leant on the horn. She waved her arms frantically and kept violently pointing to the roundabout in front of her. Then the door opened and she came stomping up to my car:
Her: (stroppily) "There's a roundabout in front of me, you know!"
Me: "Yes, I am aware of that, I have eyes. You could try driving across it".
Her: "Well, I have to give way to the traffic approaching from the right, don't I? It says that in the highway code, you know!"
Me: "No it doesn't. It says you should give way to the traffic on the roundabout approaching from the right. Not the cars approaching it from 40 yards up the road that can't even see the damn thing yet. If you are going to try and quote the highway code at me, at least get it right."
Her: (with wagging finger) "I know how to drive! I passed a police driving course!"
Me: "Well it clearly hasn't made you any better, has it?"
Her: (walking off after a brief, speechless, period)"Don't be such a wanker!"
Me: "Don't be so crap, then I wouldn't have to be."
She got back to her car, jumped back in, slammed the door and put her seat belt on in a huff and a flourish. Then, rather predictably...
...She stalled the car.
Me: (shouting out the window) "Well done, officer . Your instructor must be so proud".
posted by Brock @ Wednesday, July 06, 2005
9 Comments:
Women driving cars are automatically...
oh wait...
(like Brock needs any encouragement
/me lures brock into the back seat of a car to make him feel better....
:D
uh...what they all said.
You sound really not-happy, so sorry to hear it.
*hugs* from Texas.
txk
People who insist on getting out of cars while on the road to start an argument may turn out to be road-rage killers.
you are the biggest loser on the net and this blog is useless... please consider removing it. no one cares what you have to say... to bad you weren't on one of the trians that got bombed
In Sweden we say "Love always starts with throw". In other words, someone here has got a crush on you, so return the favour - crush :-).
Haven't seen you around in a while. I hope things sort themselves out for you. Take care.
/BH
I don't care what Anonymous says, Brock, you are not the biggest loser on the net. There are other losers much bigger than you.
SoSu, I'd say that Brock is rather relaxed, but not loose. :)
Interesting article, added his blog to Favorites
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