Hmmm? Isn't it? Banana?

Freaky weather.

It has been the weirdest day. I woke at half 8 this morning and it was sunny, with little in the way of cloud. It then started raining.

It was still sunny, and with little sign of cloud. Very confusing.

It has been like driving/walking under a showerhead with a 3 year old in charge of the taps all day. You are happily driving along (in THE nastiest yellow van in the world - I tried to take a picture, but my camera refused, on the grounds of decency, to take an image. Ho hum) without a care in the world. You are then enveloped in an instantaneous deluge that has you diving to put the wipers on full speed, even though they hardly make any difference at all. This then lasts approximately 90 seconds, and then it is bone dry again. Repeated at random through the day, and having little relevance to amount of cloud or presence of sun.

I should have liked to have heard a weather forecast this morning, just to see if they would have had the balls to throw their hands up in the air and say:

"Fuck knows! It'll rain, then stop. Then rain. Your guess is as good as mine!!"

Bet they didn't though. Spineless bastards.

posted by Brock @ Tuesday, August 24, 2004