Hmmm? Isn't it? Banana?

This is the view out the left side of my window at 10 past 8 this Sunday morning

As some of you may be aware, I have been sleeping somewhat erratically for the last few months.

I reckon that it will all get better when I move to the new flat, but there is still a week to go...

/me grabs at straws

But then this bloke starts up a circular saw in the middle of the High Street (right outside my window). You cannot imagine how loud it was in a narrow street with 3 storey buildings either side to bounce the sound off. To say it woke me rather sharply is like saying that Australia is 'a bit of a trek' to get to. It was only the fact that I was naked when all this was going on that stopped me running over the road and twatting the bloke using the saw with a chair from the kitchen. I mean. It was 8 in the friggin' morning!!!111

Double bastards with cherries on top.

I can only hope they haven't earthed the damn thing properly when they wired it up. Then if it rains just enough, it will give them a belt big enough to fire them backwards through that bloody window with their hair on fire. That'll learn 'em.

And don't get me started on the scaffolders...

Bastards.

posted by Brock @ Sunday, August 22, 2004