posted by Brock @ Monday, April 24, 2006
This may turn out to be something entertaining. Or it may fall flat on it's arse like a duck on an ice rink. It could become a window into my soul, I suppose. Although I don't really subscribe to all that hippy crap, so I doubt it.
Born 200 years ago after a freak pairing between a wasp and a particularly bad cold, the ethereal embryo that became Brock wandered through people’s consciences gradually becoming more cynical and unhinged until his current physical form was discovered behind a bin at the back of McDonald’s a year and a half ago. His computer experience was gained whilst being repeatedly hit around the head with a Sinclair ZX81 at the age of 13, and from standing outside PC World waiting for a bus for an hour.
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4 Comments:
Badger baiter beater?? Why haven't I seen this instrument of pleasure...?
Incidentally you can buy 'Badger Baiter' tee shirts on ebay. Tempting, eh?
(performs secret badger arse-scratch)
I want a beautiful birch badger baiter beater baseball bat! Can you get badger baiter beater baseball caps??
Poor badger!
The phrase "Hanging by it's teeth" did make me giggle though (I am a bad person)
Mmmm. A burka. Just what I need. Got any paper bags, too? I'm a two bagger, personally. :o)
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