Hmmm? Isn't it? Banana?

Am I an evil "Fagin" type?

I had my sister and her two kids coming to see me today. I took the day off work and spent the time before they arrived sorting the flat out. I had nearly finished, and was just getting all the clean clothes off the airer with merely a pile of clean socks to sort for my joblist to be finished. Then they turned up.

I have this problem, you see. If I have plenty of time to do something, I am incapable of doing it. I need the pressure of a deadline to work against and nearly hit...

And I quote:
"I love deadlines. I love the whooosh-ing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.

Anyway, I digress. SO unlike me.

So I have a pile of socks that need sorting out. So what do I do? Being the caring and sharing uncle that I am?

This!

Mwahahahaha! I am a child slave genius!

posted by Brock @ Tuesday, October 26, 2004